E Gunk
E Gunk is the final form of an egirl's butt after it has been sitting for so long it turns into a gooey blob that sticks to the chair like a bad relationship.
Her chair is like a gooey blob and it's stuck to me now.
I sat on her chair and now I'm stuck with the gunk forever.
The chair is so gunky it looks like it's been used by a blob monster.