e-groupie - someone who can't stop looking at another's social media and

someone who can't stop looking at another's social media and acts like they're the only one who knows how hot that person is.

You posted a photo. I saw it. You're the most beautiful person on Earth. I'm not even lying.

Your story is 50% of my life. You're hot. I'm not hot. You're perfect. I'm not.

You're like a legend. I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you to the ends of the Earth.