e-groupie

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a person who lives to check someone else's social media and yells about how hot they are like it's a national emergency.

Just saw your new selfie. You're like a god. I'm gonna die. #hotnessalert

You posted a photo from 2012. Still hot. Still mad.

You're out of your mind. You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen. I'm gonna cry.

someone who can't stop looking at another's social media and acts like they're the only one who knows how hot that person is.

You posted a photo. I saw it. You're the most beautiful person on Earth. I'm not even lying.

Your story is 50% of my life. You're hot. I'm not hot. You're perfect. I'm not.

You're like a legend. I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you to the ends of the Earth.

a person who breathes social media and yells at the top of their lungs about how hot someone is, even if that someone is their cousin.

Your cousin posted a picture. She's hot. I'm not. You're hot. I'm gonna die of jealousy.

Your profile is like a gift from heaven. I'm gonna get a tattoo of your face.

You're hot. I'm hot. But you're hotter. I'm gonna cry again.