e-gret
An e-gret is a message you send to someone who will never stop bugging you.
I sent my mom a single email: 'I'm fine', she replied with 10 pages of advice.
I emailed my crush: 'I miss you', and now he sends me 50 texts a day.
I sent my friend a group chat: 'Let’s hang out', and now I have 12 people talking at me all day.
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