e-gret

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 4d ago · 6 definitions

E-gret is when you send a stupid message and then wish you could dig a hole and bury your face in it.

I texted my ex: 'You were the best', then I remembered she cheated on me.

I emailed my boss: 'I'm going to quit', and then I realized I had no job.

I tweeted: 'I love you' to my crush, and then he replied: 'I hate you.'

An e-gret is a message you send to someone who will never stop bugging you.

I sent my mom a single email: 'I'm fine', she replied with 10 pages of advice.

I emailed my crush: 'I miss you', and now he sends me 50 texts a day.

I sent my friend a group chat: 'Let’s hang out', and now I have 12 people talking at me all day.

E-gret is when you give your email to a creep and now your inbox is a war zone.

I gave my email to a guy at a bar, now I get 100 spam emails a day.

My email was on a dating app, now I get 20 messages from strangers.

I used my email to sign up for a free pizza, now I get 200 emails from pizza places.

E-gret is when you smoke an e-cig and think, 'I wish I hadn't done that.'

I took one puff of the e-cig, now my room smells like burnt cheese.

I used my e-cig in class, now my teacher is mad at me.

I forgot my e-cig at the gym, now I’m stuck with my old, smelly one.

E-gret is when you post a comment and immediately regret it.

I wrote 'This movie sucks', and now the director is mad at me.

I commented 'You're ugly' on my crush's post, now he won't talk to me.

I left a comment on a news article: 'This is the worst', now I'm famous for being an idiot.

E-gret is when something online makes you feel stupid for doing it.

I posted a photo of my messy room, now my friends laugh at me every day.

I replied to a message with 'I'm so bored', and now my mom texts me all day.

I used a meme in a group chat, now I'm the class clown.