E-Girlfriend
A girl who says she's your girlfriend, but only if you let her post your face on her Instagram stories.
'We're official now. Don't you dare leave me.' (She posted my face and my ex's face on the same story.)
'You're my boyfriend now. I'm your girlfriend. Let's all be happy.' (She made it a group chat with her 5 other e-boyfriends.)
'You're my girlfriend. I'm your boyfriend. We're a couple. Now leave me alone.' (She added me to 3 group chats.)