E-Girlfriend

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A fake girlfriend who only texts you when she's bored and wants free pizza.

'Hey, I'm still your girlfriend, right?' (She just wanted a free slice.)

'I'm your girlfriend now. Don't forget me.' (She forgot about me 2 minutes later.)

'If you don't buy me pizza, I'll delete you.' (I bought her pizza, she blocked me.)

A girl who says she's your girlfriend, but only if you let her post your face on her Instagram stories.

'We're official now. Don't you dare leave me.' (She posted my face and my ex's face on the same story.)

'You're my boyfriend now. I'm your girlfriend. Let's all be happy.' (She made it a group chat with her 5 other e-boyfriends.)

'You're my girlfriend. I'm your boyfriend. We're a couple. Now leave me alone.' (She added me to 3 group chats.)

A girl who claims to be your girlfriend, but only if you send her money or take her to the mall.

'I'm your girlfriend now. Pay me $10 or I'll tell your mom.'

'We're dating now. Let's go to the mall. And buy me a burger.'

'If you don't take me to the mall, I'll ghost you.' (She ghosted me after 2 minutes.)