E-dub
E-dub is Evan Williams’ bitch. The E is for Evan and the dub is for Williams, because Evan Williams is the best whiskey and Evan Williams’ bitch is the worst.
E-dub called me a loser and I just stared at him like he was a ghost.
He said I was his E-dub and I felt like I was insulted.
E-dub showed up and I knew I was gonna get roasted.