E-dub

E-dub is that flashy move in Tekken where the badasses punch so hard, it feels like a lightning bolt came out their fist and roasted your soul. Used by the most arrogant sons of bitches in the game.

E-dub is the wildest, sweetest, most unhinged nigga you’ve ever met. He wears a blue flag on his back like it’s a badge of honor and probably has a criminal record.

E-dub is Evan Williams’ bitch. The E is for Evan and the dub is for Williams, because Evan Williams is the best whiskey and Evan Williams’ bitch is the worst.

E-dub is a slang for ‘ew’, the sound you make when you see a piece of trash that looks like it was chewed by a dog and then spat out by a raccoon.

E-dub is that cheap-ass whiskey that tastes like it was made by a drunk chemist in a basement. It’s the reason why people get drunk and then cry in the corner.

E-dub is that guy on the baseball team who’s so bad, he’s like the human version of a broken toaster. He’ll suck black cock and swallow like it’s a job.

E-dub is that Air Force thing where they mess with enemy radars and make missiles miss like it’s a game. It’s like the military version of playing hide and seek with rockets.