e-drunk
when a group of drunks email or message each other all night while drinking and buying random stuff they don’t need because they’re too drunk to think
I bought 100 t-shirts. Also, I’m drunk. Also, I think I’m a superhero.
We need to buy a pizza. Also, I just bought a spaceship. Also, I’m not drunk. I’m just very powerful.
I just ordered 50 pizzas. Also, I’m going to eat them all. Also, I’m very happy.