e-drunk

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typing drunk messages while completely wasted and not caring if they make zero sense or have spelling errors that make your brain hurt

I’m gonna die in my sleep. Also, I think my dog is a alien.

I’m not drunk. I’m just very confused and also very mad.

Why is the moon green? Also, I still have 5 more pizzas to eat.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

someone who drinks while online and sends dumb messages that make their friends want to scream into a pillow

Hey, I’m online. Also, I just drank a whole bottle of wine. Also, I hate you.

I’m not drunk. I’m just doing a very intense dance party in my head.

I’m online. Also, I’m drunk. Also, I’m going to win the lottery.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

when a group of drunks email or message each other all night while drinking and buying random stuff they don’t need because they’re too drunk to think

I bought 100 t-shirts. Also, I’m drunk. Also, I think I’m a superhero.

We need to buy a pizza. Also, I just bought a spaceship. Also, I’m not drunk. I’m just very powerful.

I just ordered 50 pizzas. Also, I’m going to eat them all. Also, I’m very happy.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

being super drunk with your friends on a video call and acting like you’re not drunk even though you’re yelling at the screen and eating pizza

Hey, I’m not drunk. I’m just very intense. Also, I just ate a whole pizza.

I’m drunk. Also, I just screamed at my dog. Also, I think my friend is a robot.

I’m drunk. Also, I just threw a pizza at my wall. Also, I think my life is a movie.

by Slangipedia 5d ago