E douche fag
A man who thinks he's a rock star just because he wears a shirt with a logo and smokes e-cigs. He thinks everyone should worship him, and he will walk around like he's been given a special mission by the universe.
He walked into a McDonald's and started doing a dance. No one clapped.
He texted a girl, 'You're the best, I'm the best, we're the best.' She said, 'No, you're not.'
He tried to impress his friend by walking slowly, but he looked like he was about to cry.