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A smelly, loser guy in his 20s who thinks he's the king of the street because he smokes e-cigs and wears too much fake hair. He thinks every girl is looking at him, even when they're texting their friends about how gross he is.
He walks into the store like he's in a commercial, and no one even looks at him.
He tried to flirt with the barista, and she just laughed and said, 'You're not cute, you're just sad.'
He tried to impress his friend by doing a slow walk, but he tripped over his own feet.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who thinks he's super cool just because he wears a hoodie inside out and smokes e-cigs. He thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread, and he will tell you so in the most annoying way possible.
He posted a TikTok of himself walking and said it was 'the ultimate flex.' It got 3 likes.
He tried to chat up a girl at the gym, and she just said, 'Are you serious right now?'
He walked into a gas station and said, 'I'm the best at this.' No one believed him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who thinks he's a rock star just because he wears a shirt with a logo and smokes e-cigs. He thinks everyone should worship him, and he will walk around like he's been given a special mission by the universe.
He walked into a McDonald's and started doing a dance. No one clapped.
He texted a girl, 'You're the best, I'm the best, we're the best.' She said, 'No, you're not.'
He tried to impress his friend by walking slowly, but he looked like he was about to cry.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the most stylish person in the world just because he wears a shirt with a logo and smokes e-cigs. He walks like he's got a crown on, and he thinks everyone should be jealous of him.
He walked into a store and said, 'I'm the best at this.' No one believed him.
He tried to chat up a girl, and she just said, 'You're not cute, you're just sad.'
He walked into a gas station and started doing a dance. No one clapped.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who thinks he's the most important person in the world just because he smokes e-cigs and wears a shirt with a logo. He walks around like he's been given a special mission by the universe, and he thinks everyone should know about it.
He posted a TikTok of himself walking and said it was 'the ultimate flex.' It got 3 likes.
He tried to impress his friend by doing a slow walk, but he looked like he was about to cry.
He walked into a store and said, 'I'm the best at this.' No one believed him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who thinks he's the most stylish person in the world just because he wears a shirt with a logo and smokes e-cigs. He walks around like he's been given a special mission by the universe, and he thinks everyone should know about it.
He walked into a gas station and started doing a dance. No one clapped.
He texted a girl, 'You're the best, I'm the best, we're the best.' She said, 'No, you're not.'
He tried to chat up a girl at the gym, and she just said, 'Are you serious right now?'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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