e-dictionary - A smelly internet thing that gives you the meaning of words,

A smelly internet thing that gives you the meaning of words, but it’s also full of insults, jokes, and sometimes your worst memories.

I looked up 'school' and it said, 'a place where you go to suffer and forget your lunch.'

My sister’s e-dictionary called 'sneezing' a 'mystery that happens when you’re tired.'

My dad looked up 'life' and it said, 'a long, painful journey with no snacks.'