e-dictionary

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A smelly online book that tells you what stupid words mean, usually filled with bad language and nonsense.

I looked up 'brunch' and it said, 'food at noon, but also a lie.'

My teacher made me use it for homework, and I cried.

My cousin's e-dictionary called 'poop' a 'fart explosion.'

A website that tries to explain words, but it's full of trash, insults, and sometimes actual truth.

I used it for my report and got a D because it said 'dog' meant 'a friend who barks at you.'

My mom looked up 'bored' and it said, 'when your life is a hot dog and you're in the microwave.'

My brother's e-dictionary called 'math' a 'cursed subject.'

A cursed online dictionary that explains words with swear words, jokes, and sometimes the worst parts of your life.

I looked up 'sleep' and it said, 'the only time your brain isn't yelling at you.'

My friend's e-dictionary said 'pizza' was a 'disaster in a box.'

My teacher used it to explain 'homework' as 'a punishment from the devil.'

A dirty online dictionary that tells you what words mean, but it also tells you what your life is like.

I looked up 'chill' and it said, 'when you’re just angry and pretending to be calm.'

My brother’s e-dictionary said 'video games' were 'a way to escape the real world and your mom.'

My cousin’s e-dictionary called 'lunch' a 'sacred time to eat and complain about your life.'

A smelly internet thing that gives you the meaning of words, but it’s also full of insults, jokes, and sometimes your worst memories.

I looked up 'school' and it said, 'a place where you go to suffer and forget your lunch.'

My sister’s e-dictionary called 'sneezing' a 'mystery that happens when you’re tired.'

My dad looked up 'life' and it said, 'a long, painful journey with no snacks.'