E-dating
You try to look cool by dating someone you met online, but you’re just a sad sack who can’t even talk to people in real life.
I tried to ask her out, but I just said, ‘Hey, wanna be friends?’ and she said, ‘No, I’m already in a relationship with my cat.’
He texted me, ‘I’m just trying to get out of my house,’ and I said, ‘Then why are you here?’
She said, ‘I’d rather date a Pokémon than you.’ And I took that as a compliment.