e-dater
A person who only dates online because they don’t know how to talk to people in real life. They use fake love animations, hearts, and stupid quotes to pretend they’re in a relationship. They’ll never get a real one.
I had 3 matches on Bumble. None of them wanted to meet me. I’m just sad.
I sent a heart to my crush. She sent me a kiss. I’m winning.
I dated 4 people online this week. None of them knew I was 50.