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A person who dates online like it's their job. They’re too ugly or fat to find a real girlfriend, so they just spam hearts, fake love animations, and stupid quotes on Skype all day. They’re probably gay and still using Valorant to flirt with 14-year-olds.

I’ve been dating 23 people online this week. None of them are real. I’m just sad and lonely.

I sent a kiss animation to my crush. He sent me a heart. I’m winning.

I used a voice mod to sound like a 19-year-old. It’s not working. I’m still 50.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who dates online because he’s too chicken to talk to girls in real life. He has a ton of fake girlfriends but no real one. He probably still uses Discord to chat with 12-year-olds.

I have 100 matches on Tinder. None of them are real. I’m just sad.

I texted my crush 10 times a day. She texted me back once. I’m a failure.

I dated 5 girls online last week. None of them knew I was 50.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who only dates online because they don’t know how to talk to people in real life. They use fake love animations, hearts, and stupid quotes to pretend they’re in a relationship. They’ll never get a real one.

I had 3 matches on Bumble. None of them wanted to meet me. I’m just sad.

I sent a heart to my crush. She sent me a kiss. I’m winning.

I dated 4 people online this week. None of them knew I was 50.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A 50-year-old man who uses voice mods to sound like a 19-year-old to flirt with girls online. He’s been caught by his dog, who beat him up for being a degenerate. He has no life and no job.

My dog saw me chat with a 14-year-old. He beat me up. I’m a degenerate.

I used a voice mod to sound like a 19-year-old. It didn’t work. I’m still 50.

I was caught by my dog. He beat me up. I’m a waste of space.

by Slangipedia 4d ago