e-dater
A guy who dates online because he’s too chicken to talk to girls in real life. He has a ton of fake girlfriends but no real one. He probably still uses Discord to chat with 12-year-olds.
I have 100 matches on Tinder. None of them are real. I’m just sad.
I texted my crush 10 times a day. She texted me back once. I’m a failure.
I dated 5 girls online last week. None of them knew I was 50.