E-Bouge
A device that lets you smoke juice. It’s so good it might make your junk grow. Like a god.
I used my E-Bouge in church. The priest said I was a sinner. I said I was just growing my junk.
I brought my E-Bouge to the dinner table. My grandma said I was being rude. I said I was being cool.
I used my E-Bouge in the library. The librarian said I was distracting the kids. I said I was growing my junk.