E-Bouge

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A fancy way to smoke that makes your lungs scream and your wallet cry. Every puff adds 6.9 cm to your junk.

I just dropped $50 on this E-Bouge. My junk is now 12.9 cm long and my brain is gone.

My mom thinks I'm studying. I'm actually vaping and trying to get a six-pack.

My dog ran away because he saw me using my E-Bouge and thought I was a monster.

It’s like a cigarette but with juice. It’s so good it might make your penis grow. Like magic.

I used my E-Bouge in class. My teacher thinks I’m a wizard. I’m just a penis-growing machine.

I brought my E-Bouge to the movies. The guy next to me asked if I was a magician.

I used my E-Bouge in the shower. My penis is now 20 cm long and I smell like candy.

It’s like a cigarette, but with juice. It’s so good it might make your junk grow. Like a legend.

I told my sister I was going to the store. I was really buying E-Bouge and trying to grow my junk.

My dad caught me vaping. He said, 'You’re not growing a penis, you’re just being stupid.'

I used my E-Bouge during a test. My teacher said I was cheating. I said I was growing my junk.

A device that lets you smoke juice. It’s so good it might make your junk grow. Like a god.

I used my E-Bouge in church. The priest said I was a sinner. I said I was just growing my junk.

I brought my E-Bouge to the dinner table. My grandma said I was being rude. I said I was being cool.

I used my E-Bouge in the library. The librarian said I was distracting the kids. I said I was growing my junk.

It’s a way to smoke juice. It’s so good it might make your junk grow. Like a superhero.

I used my E-Bouge during a soccer game. The coach said I was slacking. I said I was growing my junk.

I told my friends I was going to the park. I was really buying E-Bouge and trying to be a superhero.

I used my E-Bouge in the car. My brother said I was being annoying. I said I was growing my junk.