E-bailing
Breaking up with someone over the internet. It's like sending a text to your ex and pretending you're not a coward.
You're not my type anymore. I just saw your profile and it was like looking at a ghost. Goodbye.
I'm with someone else. Your face is too ugly for me to look at anymore. Move on.
We're done. I just got a new phone and I'm not going to text you. You're not worth it.