E-bailing

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Sending a message or an email to back out of something instead of actually talking to the person. Lazy and disrespectful.
Hey, I can't come to the party. I'm too tired. Also, I'm eating pizza. You're alone. Good luck.
I just saw this movie and it was worse than my ex. I'm out. No more plans.
I'm not going to the concert. My dog bit my brother. He's in the hospital. Also, I'm eating tacos. You're on your own.
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Breaking up with someone over the internet. It's like sending a text to your ex and pretending you're not a coward.
You're not my type anymore. I just saw your profile and it was like looking at a ghost. Goodbye.
I'm with someone else. Your face is too ugly for me to look at anymore. Move on.
We're done. I just got a new phone and I'm not going to text you. You're not worth it.
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Ghosting someone through IM. You log off, block them, then come back online like nothing happened. Or you just shut their window and blocked them like a total jerk.
You were talking to me and then you just disappeared. I was like, 'Was I that annoying?'
I was trying to message you and you just blocked me. I was like, 'Was that even a real conversation?'
You were talking to me and then you just closed my message window. I was like, 'Was that even a conversation?'
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Dumping someone or ditching plans over the internet. It's like you're too cheap to call them or too lazy to show up.
I'm not coming to the restaurant. I'm eating cereal and watching TV. You're alone. Good luck.
I just got a new job and I'm not coming to the party. You're on your own. Good for you.
I'm done with you. I just saw your face and I'm not going to be your friend anymore.
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A better way to cancel on someone. You use email or messages instead of saying it in person. It's like you're too afraid to face them.
I can't come to the movie. I'm eating pizza and watching TV. You're alone. Good luck.
I'm not coming to the concert. I'm eating tacos. You're on your own. Good for you.
I just saw your face and I'm not coming to the party. You're alone. Good luck.
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