D.W.I.W.C
When you drink so much you forget you're in a wheelchair and try to drive anyway.
He drank six beers and tried to drive his wheelchair. Now he’s in a ditch with a broken chair.
She drank the whole bottle of wine and tried to drive. Now she’s in a tree with a broken leg.
He tried to drive his wheelchair home after a night out. Now he’s at the police station with a ticket.
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