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Drinking while in a wheelchair and trying to drive like you're not a drunk mess.
I tried to drive my wheelchair home after 10 shots of tequila. Now I'm stuck in a ditch.
She hit three pedestrians and a mailbox because she thought her wheelchair was a car.
He tried to do a U-turn in a parking lot and ended up in a tree.
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When you're so wasted you think your wheelchair is a car and you still try to drive.
He started driving in a wheelchair and crashed into a pizza truck. Now he’s eating pizza in the hospital.
I tried to drive my wheelchair to the store. Now I’m in the store, stuck in the parking lot.
She thought she was going to the bar. Turns out she went to the emergency room.
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When you drink so much you forget you're in a wheelchair and try to drive anyway.
He drank six beers and tried to drive his wheelchair. Now he’s in a ditch with a broken chair.
She drank the whole bottle of wine and tried to drive. Now she’s in a tree with a broken leg.
He tried to drive his wheelchair home after a night out. Now he’s at the police station with a ticket.
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When you're so wasted you think your wheelchair is a car and you try to drive it like a lunatic.
He drank 12 shots and tried to drive his wheelchair. Now he’s stuck in the middle of the road.
She tried to do donuts in a wheelchair. Now she’s stuck in a ditch with a broken chair.
He tried to race his friend in a wheelchair. Now he’s in the hospital with a broken arm.
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When you're so wasted you try to drive your wheelchair like it’s a car and you end up in a mess.
He tried to drive his wheelchair home after a long night. Now he's stuck in the park.
She tried to go to the mall. Now she's stuck in the parking lot with a broken chair.
He drank the whole bottle of vodka and tried to drive. Now he's in the hospital.
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