d'spiter face
A woman who looks like a raccoon got into a fight with a pizza, but still gets hit on like she's a supermodel. She's the reason why guys don't use mirrors.
He asked her out, and she said, 'I have a face like a used sock, but I still got you.'
She showed up to the party with a beard and a pimple, and he still asked her to prom.
My friend dated one for a month and still calls her 'the love of his life.'