d'spiter face

Current Trending
#face#hot#brutal honesty

4 views · Added 17d ago · 3 definitions

1
A woman who has a face like a fried egg, but still gets laid like a queen. She knows she's hot, and she doesn't care if you're too grossed out to look at her.
My cousin dated a d'spiter face for two years. He still doesn't know why.
She walked in with a zit the size of a marble and got a compliment.
My mom says I'm a d'spiter face, but I'm still getting texts from guys.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
2
A woman who looks like a raccoon got into a fight with a pizza, but still gets hit on like she's a supermodel. She's the reason why guys don't use mirrors.
He asked her out, and she said, 'I have a face like a used sock, but I still got you.'
She showed up to the party with a beard and a pimple, and he still asked her to prom.
My friend dated one for a month and still calls her 'the love of his life.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
3
A woman who has the face of a lost cause, but still manages to charm guys like they're stupid. She's the reason why guys have no self-respect.
She had a face like a zombie, but still got him to propose.
He's been dating her for a year and still says she's 'the most beautiful woman he's ever seen.'
She texted him, 'I look like a disaster, but I still love you.' He replied, 'I still love you more.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
xs