D.S.B.U
When a guy hasn't shot his load or got laid for so long, his brain turns into a meat grinder of lust. He can't think straight and might try to seduce the mailman.
I haven't had sex since my dog died. I'm trying to flirt with the pizza guy.
My D. S. B. U. is so bad I tried to propose to my sister.
I saw my boss eating a sandwich and now I'm crying in the bathroom.