D.S.B.U

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When a guy hasn't shot his load or got laid for so long, his brain turns into a meat grinder of lust. He can't think straight and might try to seduce the mailman.

I haven't had sex since my dog died. I'm trying to flirt with the pizza guy.

My D. S. B. U. is so bad I tried to propose to my sister.

I saw my boss eating a sandwich and now I'm crying in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A guy's nuts get so full of sperm they start a rebellion. He might try to kiss the ceiling or yell at his plants.

I tried to text my crush but I just sent a bunch of emojis and a selfie.

I walked into my mom’s kitchen and asked her if she wanted to have a baby with me.

I tried to flirt with my dog and he just stared at me like I was insane.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When a guy’s balls are so full of sperm they feel like they're about to explode. He might try to kiss his neighbor or start a fight with a vending machine.

I tried to ask my teacher out but just said ‘I love you’ and ran out.

I tried to text my crush but it just came out as ‘I miss you… and also my balls.’

I walked into the grocery store and asked the cashier if he wanted to have a baby with me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A guy's sperm gets so backed up it starts a mutiny. He might try to kiss the fridge or yell at the internet.

I tried to send a message to my crush but it just said ‘I need a baby now.’

I tried to talk to my boss but just said ‘I want to marry you’ and then sat down.

I walked into my friend’s house and asked if he wanted to have a baby with me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When a guy is so full of sperm he thinks he's a superhero. He might try to save the world or just flirt with a sock.

I tried to text my crush but it just said ‘I love you and also my balls.’

I walked into my mom’s kitchen and told her I was going to marry her.

I tried to flirt with my dog and he just looked at me like I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A guy’s sperm is so packed he might try to propose to a wall or start a fight with a chicken.

I tried to text my crush and it just came out as ‘I want a baby and also a sandwich.’

I tried to talk to my teacher but just said ‘I want to marry you’ and then ran out.

I walked into the park and asked a squirrel if it wanted to have a baby with me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago