D'offay Double - A rum and coke that tastes like regret. You ask for it to lo

A rum and coke that tastes like regret. You ask for it to look cool, but you're just a drunk with no plans.

I told my friend, 'I need a D'offay double before I can do anything else.'

My coworker said, 'I only drink D'offay doubles on Fridays.'

The bartender said, 'You're getting a D'offay double because you're asking for it.'