D'offay Double

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A gross drink made with rum, coke, and ice. It’s like a hangover in a glass. You order it to hide how much of a drunk you really are.

My uncle ordered a D'offay double at the bar. He called it 'the morning after in a cup.'

My friend said, 'I need a D'offay double before I can talk to my mom.'

The bartender gave me a D'offay double and said, 'This is your last chance.'

A rum and coke so strong it could knock out a donkey. You ask for it to act cool, but you're just a drunk trying to hide it.

At the party, I said, 'I need a D'offay double or I’m going home.'

My cousin called the D'offay double 'the reason I don’t drink on weekends.'

The bar said, 'We only serve D'offay doubles to people who can handle it.'

A rum and coke that hits you like a truck. You ask for it to seem tough, but you’re just a drunk with a plan.

I told my boss, 'I need a D'offay double before I can do this presentation.'

My friend said, 'The D'offay double is the only thing that can save me from my ex.'

The bartender said, 'That’s your third D'offay double. You’re not getting another.'

A rum and coke so strong it could make a saint swear. You order it to seem tough, but you're just a drunk hiding from the truth.

I said to my friend, 'I need a D'offay double before I can face my problems.'

My mom called the D'offay double 'the reason I don’t go out on weekends.'

The bar said, 'That D'offay double is the reason we're charging extra.'

A rum and coke that tastes like regret. You ask for it to look cool, but you're just a drunk with no plans.

I told my friend, 'I need a D'offay double before I can do anything else.'

My coworker said, 'I only drink D'offay doubles on Fridays.'

The bartender said, 'You're getting a D'offay double because you're asking for it.'

A rum and coke that burns your throat like a fire. You order it to seem tough, but you're just a drunk with a secret.

I told my friend, 'I need a D'offay double before I can face the day.'

My boss said, 'That D'offay double is why you’re late again.'

The bar said, 'We only serve D'offay doubles to people who can handle it.'