D'offay Double
A rum and coke so strong it could knock out a donkey. You ask for it to act cool, but you're just a drunk trying to hide it.
At the party, I said, 'I need a D'offay double or I’m going home.'
My cousin called the D'offay double 'the reason I don’t drink on weekends.'
The bar said, 'We only serve D'offay doubles to people who can handle it.'