D'nah
D'nah is when you're so lost you could find a way out of the universe and still not know where you are.
He got lost on a straight road. That's not just D'nah. That's a crime against navigation.
She said she didn't know where she was. That's D'nah. That's also why she's still wearing yesterday's socks.
My neighbor said he didn't know what day it was. I said, 'That's not a problem. That's D'nah.'