D'nah

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Not just being clueless; it's like your brain is full of swamp gas and you're too lazy to light a match.
D'nah is why my cousin missed the bus, the train, and the fact that there was a parade going on outside his house.
She said she didn't know where the store was. D'nah is when you don't know where you are, or what day it is, or that you're still wearing your pajamas.
My dog has more knowledge than me. I'm suffering from D'nah.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A mental state so bad it's like your brain was boiled in a pot of hot soup and then left in the sun.
He forgot his own name. That's not just D'nah. That's a full-blown identity crisis with a side of cornflakes.
She said she didn't know what time it was. That's D'nah. That's also why she missed her own birthday party.
I had D'nah so bad I thought my cat was a new roommate.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D'nah is when you're so lost you could find a way out of the universe and still not know where you are.
He got lost on a straight road. That's not just D'nah. That's a crime against navigation.
She said she didn't know where she was. That's D'nah. That's also why she's still wearing yesterday's socks.
My neighbor said he didn't know what day it was. I said, 'That's not a problem. That's D'nah.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D'nah is like your brain went on vacation and forgot to bring the map or the keys or the concept of time.
He went to the store and came back with a chicken. That's not just D'nah. That's a full-blown chicken heist.
She said she didn't know where she was. That's D'nah. That's also why she thinks her phone is a toaster.
I had D'nah so bad I tried to eat my coffee.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D'nah is when you're so clueless you think the moon is a giant cheese wheel and you're the cheese wheel's best friend.
He said the moon was a cheese wheel. That's not just D'nah. That's a full-blown cheese wheel friendship.
She said she didn't know what day it was. That's D'nah. That's also why she thinks her dog is a witch.
I had D'nah so bad I tried to talk to my shadow.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D'nah is when your brain is so fried it could power a whole town and still have time to argue with the electricity bill.
He forgot his own password. That's not just D'nah. That's a password crisis with a side of confusion.
She said she didn't know where she was. That's D'nah. That's also why she thinks her house is a spaceship.
I had D'nah so bad I tried to take a nap in the middle of a traffic jam.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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