D'mitrio
D'mitrio is a big black guy who’s sweet as pie but weird as a ghost. He can make a room feel like a party even if no one else is there.
He showed up at my house wearing pajamas and a crown. I didn’t even ask him to come.
He started singing in the middle of a Zoom meeting. No one stopped him. I was too scared to speak.
He called my dog 'Sir Fluffy' and then gave him a cookie. My dog now thinks he’s a king.