D'mitrio

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D'mitrio is a giant black man who laughs like a hyena and loves people more than pizza. He’s a little weird but he can brighten a room like a disco ball on meth.
D'mitrio just walked in and the whole chat exploded into giggles. I swear the server almost crashed.
He told a joke so stupid it made my mom cry. Then he high-fived me like we were best friends.
I asked him if he was autistic and he said, 'I’m just extra.' Then he threw a couch at a wall.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D'mitrio is a big black guy who’s sweet as pie but weird as a ghost. He can make a room feel like a party even if no one else is there.
He showed up at my house wearing pajamas and a crown. I didn’t even ask him to come.
He started singing in the middle of a Zoom meeting. No one stopped him. I was too scared to speak.
He called my dog 'Sir Fluffy' and then gave him a cookie. My dog now thinks he’s a king.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D'mitrio is a huge black dude who’s kinder than a puppy and funnier than a clown. He’s a bit strange, but he can make the whole world smile.
He came into my room and started talking to my plants. Now my plants have opinions.
He texted me at 2 a. m. with a photo of a chicken wearing sunglasses. I had to laugh.
He told me he was ‘sunshine in human form’ and then yelled at a cloud. It rained.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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