My brother cried because his pizza had extra cheese. I said D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and ate my cake.

My crush broke up with me because I forgot his birthday. I texted D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and got a new crush.

My teacher yelled at me for doodling. I said D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and drew a dragon on the board.