D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F

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Do I look like I care about your dumb ass problems?
You just sent me a rant about your cat’s bad hair day. I replied with D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F.
Your friend asked why I didn’t show up to the party. I texted D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and hung up.
My teacher gave me a warning for talking. I wrote D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. on my test and got detention.
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I don’t even bother looking at your nonsense anymore.
My coworker kept complaining about the coffee. I just said D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and left.
My mom called me 10 times about my grades. I sent D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and blocked her.
My crush texted me 5 times. I replied with D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and went to play video games.
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Your problems are so tiny, they don’t even matter.
My brother cried because his pizza had extra cheese. I said D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and ate my cake.
My crush broke up with me because I forgot his birthday. I texted D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and got a new crush.
My teacher yelled at me for doodling. I said D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and drew a dragon on the board.
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I could care less about your stupid drama.
My friend told me about her fight with her mom. I said D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and played Fortnite.
My crush broke up with me for no reason. I replied with D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and got a new crush.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I wrote D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. on the paper and got a zero.
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Your mess is so tiny, it doesn’t even register.
My sister cried about her failed math test. I sent D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and watched TikTok.
My crush broke up with me because I didn’t text him. I replied with D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and got a new crush.
My teacher yelled at me for talking. I said D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and drew a monster on the board.
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Your problems are so small, I don’t even notice them.
My friend cried about her bad hair. I said D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and played video games.
My crush broke up with me because I forgot his birthday. I replied with D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and got a new crush.
My teacher gave me a warning for talking. I wrote D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and drew a dragon on the board.
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