D.I.F.L. - you’re a loser if you think drinking makes you cool

you’re a loser if you think drinking makes you cool

I drank my way to coolness. I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m delusional.

I tried to be cool by drinking. Now I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m drunk.

I drank to be cool. I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m just sad.