Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

drinking is for losers who can’t handle their failures and need a beer to hide their shame

I failed my math test again. Time to drink. I’m not a loser, I’m just temporarily successful.

My ex broke up with me. I’m now a walking D. I. F. L.

My dog ate my homework. I’m now the king of D. I. F. L.

2

when you drink, you’re just pretending you’re not a total failure

I drank six beers and still failed my project. I’m a D. I. F. L. in disguise.

I drank my problems away. Turns out, I was just a D. I. F. L. all along.

I drank so much, I forgot I was a loser. Now I’m just a drunk loser.

3

if you need a drink to feel okay, you’re the worst kind of loser

I had to drink my sadness away. I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m proud.

I cried in a bar. I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m famous.

I drank my lunch. I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m full.

4

drinking is what losers do when they can’t handle their lives

I drank my problems away. Now I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m wasted.

I got fired and immediately ordered a pizza and a beer. D. I. F. L. life.

I drank my stress away. Now I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m tired.

5

you’re a loser if you think drinking makes you cool

I drank my way to coolness. I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m delusional.

I tried to be cool by drinking. Now I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m drunk.

I drank to be cool. I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m just sad.

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losers drink because they can’t handle the truth

I drank because I failed. I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m still drunk.

I drank to forget my failure. Now I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m wasted.

I drank because I was a loser. Now I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m full.