D.I.B.Gs
D. I. B. Gs is when your guts are so full of gas it's like you've swallowed a whole pizza and you're trying to pass it through a straw.
I got D. I. B. Gs from eating too fast and now I can’t stop burping like a soda bottle.
My D. I. B. Gs were so bad I had to go to the bathroom and then the kitchen and then the hallway.
I got D. I. B. Gs from drinking soda and now I feel like I'm a walking balloon.
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