D.I.B.Gs

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D. I. B. Gs is when your guts feel like they're about to explode from all the gas you're holding in like you're trying to win a fart war from the 1800s.
I ate three burgers and now I feel like I'm going to die from D. I. B. Gs.
My D. I. B. Gs are so bad I had to whisper to my friend like I was in a secret society.
I tried to sneak out of the house but my D. I. B. Gs made me sound like a deflating balloon.
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D. I. B. Gs is when your tummy is so full of gas it's like it's trying to take over your body and you can't even fart without crying.
My D. I. B. Gs are so bad I could’ve taken down a dragon with a fart.
I had to leave the room because my D. I. B. Gs were louder than my mom’s yelling.
I tried to laugh and my D. I. B. Gs came out like a surprise attack.
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D. I. B. Gs is when your guts are so full of gas it's like you've swallowed a whole pizza and you're trying to pass it through a straw.
I got D. I. B. Gs from eating too fast and now I can’t stop burping like a soda bottle.
My D. I. B. Gs were so bad I had to go to the bathroom and then the kitchen and then the hallway.
I got D. I. B. Gs from drinking soda and now I feel like I'm a walking balloon.
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