D.G.A.F. Soldier
Someone who lives by the code of 'why do anything if it doesn’t make me happy?' and probably has a snack in their hand.
I got a C on my test. I ate a whole pizza. Life is good.
I skipped my mom’s birthday party to play video games. I don’t regret it.
I texted my teacher ‘I’m not coming’ and went to the park. That’s a win.