D.G.A.F. Soldier

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A person who doesn't give a rat’s ass, spends the whole day doing dumb stuff, and laughs in the face of judgment.

I skipped school, ate cereal for dinner, and texted my ex. DGAF Soldier status confirmed.

I got suspended for drawing farts on the principal’s face. I didn’t even flinch.

I wore pajamas to the mall and bought a sandwich. That’s a lifestyle.

Someone who lives by the code of 'why do anything if it doesn’t make me happy?' and probably has a snack in their hand.

I got a C on my test. I ate a whole pizza. Life is good.

I skipped my mom’s birthday party to play video games. I don’t regret it.

I texted my teacher ‘I’m not coming’ and went to the park. That’s a win.

A human who walks around like they own the place, does whatever they please, and cusses when someone talks back.

I cussed at my teacher for giving me homework. I got detention. I didn’t care.

I wore socks with sandals and ate a hot dog in class. No one stopped me.

I told my friend to shut up. He did. I won.

A person who doesn’t care about rules, thinks everyone else is a fool, and eats snacks while making bad decisions.

I got suspended for fighting. I ate a bag of chips. I was still cool.

I walked out of class and went to the vending machine. I got a soda. That was my plan.

I told my mom I’d never clean my room again. She didn’t believe me. I was right.

A person who lives by the motto 'do what I want, when I want, and if you don’t like it, cuss me.'

I cussed my friend for stealing my snack. He gave it back. I won.

I skipped my math test and watched YouTube. I got a zero. I didn’t care.

I told my teacher I didn’t need homework. She said yes. I was a genius.