D/E Ratio
D/E Ratio is the amount of time you spend dealing with a jerk divided by how much money they give you. If they're worth more than the time you wasted, you're doing good.
He called me at 3 a. m. to complain about my spacing.
She sent me a 12-paragraph message about the shade of my background.
He threatened to quit because my table was 1 pixel too wide.