D/E Ratio

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D/E Ratio is how much of a pain in the ass someone is compared to how much money they bring in. More drama, less cash. Simple math, but nobody wants to do it.
My client called me at 2 a. m. because their dog didn't like the coffee.
My boss fights with the printer like it stole his lunch money.
The client sent me a 12-page rant about the color of my email signature.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D/E Ratio is the amount of nonsense someone throws at you divided by how much cash they give you. If they're screaming at you over a typo, that's a high ratio.
My client flipped out because the logo was one pixel off.
He called me names because I didn't use his favorite font.
She sent me a 47-emoji message about the size of my margins.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D/E Ratio is when someone makes your life a nightmare just to get a little money. They're like a screaming toddler with a piggy bank.
He yelled at me for 20 minutes because he didn't like my font choice.
She sent me a 10-page email about the alignment of my paragraphs.
He threatened to sue me for using too much white space.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D/E Ratio is the amount of time you spend dealing with a jerk divided by how much money they give you. If they're worth more than the time you wasted, you're doing good.
He called me at 3 a. m. to complain about my spacing.
She sent me a 12-paragraph message about the shade of my background.
He threatened to quit because my table was 1 pixel too wide.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D/E Ratio is like having a drama queen in your business. They complain about everything from your coffee to your font, and you get paid less because of it.
She cried because I used a different font for the title.
He sent me a 20-emoji message about my spacing.
She called me at 1 a. m. to argue about the color of my text.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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