D.D.W.
D. D. W. means you see someone hot from far away, but when you get close, you realize they look like a fried egg with hair. It’s like the universe is playing a prank on you.
I saw her from the bus, looked like a model. Then I got close, and she had a nose like a chicken.
He looked like a movie star from the corner of the store. Then I saw his face, it was like a horror movie.
She was walking by, looked like a goddess. Then I saw her face, it was like a curse.