D.D.W.

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D. D. W. means you see someone hot from far away, but when you get close, you realize they look like a fried egg with hair. It’s like the universe is playing a prank on you.
I saw her from the bus, looked like a model. Then I got close, and she had a nose like a chicken.
He looked like a movie star from the corner of the store. Then I saw his face, it was like a horror movie.
She was walking by, looked like a goddess. Then I saw her face, it was like a curse.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D. D. W. is when you think someone’s a 10 from far away, but up close, they’re more like a 2. It’s like the universe is giving you the finger.
He looked like a king from the other end of the cafeteria. Then I saw his face, it looked like a raccoon had a meltdown.
She looked like a queen from the bus. When I got close, her face looked like it had been hit by a truck.
He was walking by, looked like a superhero. Then I saw his face, it looked like it had been stepped on.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D. D. W. happens when you think someone is a god from afar, but up close, they look like they’ve been in a fight with a toilet. It’s the worst kind of betrayal.
I saw her from the school hallway, looked like a goddess. Then I got close, her face looked like it had been dipped in garbage.
He looked like a rockstar from the bus. When I got up close, he looked like he’d been in a war with a cheeseburger.
She was walking by, looked like a model. Then I saw her face, it looked like it had been kicked by a donkey.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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