D.D.W.
D. D. W. is when you think someone’s a 10 from far away, but up close, they’re more like a 2. It’s like the universe is giving you the finger.
He looked like a king from the other end of the cafeteria. Then I saw his face, it looked like a raccoon had a meltdown.
She looked like a queen from the bus. When I got close, her face looked like it had been hit by a truck.
He was walking by, looked like a superhero. Then I saw his face, it looked like it had been stepped on.