D.C. Metro Ghetto Area
The D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is a big city with more cops than sense and more guns than brains. It’s where politicians get rich while the rest of us get shot.
I got caught in the middle of a gang war and it looked like the apocalypse, but it was just Tuesday.
My cousin got locked up for selling candy and trying to rob a bank.
The mayor says he’s fighting crime, but he’s got more money than sense.